Three bizarre wine accessories
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“Well … it seemed like a good idea at the time.” That’s the response I would expect to get if I asked the creators of the three bizarre wine accessories featured here why they produced such tack. All accessories are available online from Amazon. It’s a funny old world.
Wine Glass Hip Rider Holders Stand and More website
Aluminum Wine Glass Hip Rider
Stay “hands-free” at parties with the Wine Glass Hip Rider. The major flaw here is that to avoid spilling wine down your trousers you will have to stand stock still. The slightest movement will slop wine over the edge of the glass. Try it for yourself. You can fashion a Hip Rider out of a coat hanger in minutes. (USD $3.19)
The Winerack The Beer Belly website
The Winerack
This sports bra features a hidden bladder capable of holding nearly 750mls of your favourite wine. Why go the expense and trouble of getting a breast enhancement when you can slip into a Winerack. Warm wine up from cellar temperature and flatter your figure at the same time! The bra is machine washable while the bladder can be washed by hand. (USD $33.44)
Sir Perky bottle stopper Didnt Know I wanted That website
Sir Perky Bottle Stopper
Words fail me! (USD $5.99)